HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

Yo Humans.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!
Today was one of the best days I had.
Maths was sucha bore today,
& Chongg, shouted across in the mid of class to wish me uh.
Thanks, babe.
The best of the best babes bought me a fruit cake after school.
Surprise!! To me, obviously.
I'm so moved by you girlies.
Thanks a hundred thousand million billionth.
Love you.

Parrot, __.
You're the evil-est & meaniest human being to be ever alive on the planet.
Your friend's bandage came off and off you went for recess w/o giving a damn care.
I know you block me from msn, shui bian ni lo.
F**k uh, you've changed so much ever since.
I love hate you, bastard Lw.

Going out with a basket full of babes tmr.

XOXO,
Phat.